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10 Silly Carp GIFs for a Slap-Happy Day

Here are 10 silly carp GIFS to slap you in the face and tickle your funny bone.

Never doubt the ability of wild animals to amaze and annoy us. Since the Asian carp showed up in our beautiful American waters, it has been alternately a nuisance and a source of some ridiculous fun.

Please enjoy this gallery of some of the best and weirdest moments caught by those with a camera handy. Which is your favorite?

Nice Grab

http://giphy.com/gifs/cheezburger-water-yikes-sRrdasX6bbHB6

There are a few baseball teams I can think of that need a good first baseman.

Just a Little Father and Son Outing

http://giphy.com/gifs/cheezburger-flying-v0IcuYdMcnH0c

Every dad wants his boys to catch fish when they go out, but this is ridiculous.

Flying Fish

http://giphy.com/gifs/qz-fishing-carp-flying-fish-MFhyG38lfeOsg

Fun to watch, but wrong in so many ways.

Do You Even Need a Net?

http://giphy.com/gifs/asian-5Sd6gxxfATPs4

Tag a friend who still couldn't catch one.

Surprise!

http://giphy.com/gifs/asian-FykbudxLCNtAs

They sure seem friendly.

Code name: SLOB

http://giphy.com/gifs/MJKuIUl34snXq

This is the new normal.

Dogs Like Fishing, Too

http://giphy.com/gifs/carpe-ehIgbbKOLBaX6

It looks more like a salmon, but hey- we love dogs!

Boomerang Carp

http://giphy.com/gifs/bOsXGfbg7PaQE

This is what it's come to.

Face Slap

 

And that's why we shoot at them with anything legal.

Sneak Attack Carp:

http://giphy.com/gifs/flying-carp-9AB9E6IJRUsUg

Even the military needs training to deal with these invasive suckers.

Fact is stranger than fiction they say, but whoever came up with that said it before Asian carp showed up. In any event get your bow, your pole, or whatever is legal in your area to plug, shoot, bat, catch, or hunt in some way and get these crazy fish out of our water!

NEXT: A .50 CAL AND A HELMET WON'T SAVE YOU FROM THAT CARP, SOLDIER

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