50 Frog Puns That Are Toad-ally Awesome

Frogs are fundamentally hilarious. Whether you love to watch them hop around or you're a big fan of that deadpan look they give, toads and frogs come with built in humor that every comedian envies. If you think you've mastered the art of deadpanning, a frog will definitely give you a run for your money. Frog puns will brighten any day and, at the very least, you can practice your straight face by looking at one of these hoppy guys. You'll need it if you're cracking jokes this bad. If you're sick of laughing at frog pictures, here's a fresh, humorous perspective on everyone's favorite amphibian. They'll have you croaking with happiness.

1. What is a frog's favorite sport? Croaket
2. What do you call a girl with a frog on her head? Lily
3. What did the bus driver say to the frog at the bus stop? Hop on
4. Why are frogs so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them
5. What do you call a frog hanging over your head at Christmas? Mistletoad
6. Why did the frog make so many mistakes at school? It kept jumping to the wrong conclusions
7. What do stylish frogs wear? Jumpsuits
8. Did you hear about the short-sighted frog? He had to go to the Hopthalmologist
9. What does a frog order at a restaurant? French flies and a diet croak
10. I make a lot of animal puns, or so I've been toad

1. Where does a witch's frog sit? On a toadstool
2. What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison tree frog? A croakadile
3. Which frog has horns? A bull frog
4. What's a frog's favourite flower? A croakus
5. What kind of music do frogs like best? Hip hop
6. What kind of music do posh frogs listen to? Hopera
7. Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs? No, I always walk this way
8. What do you call a frog spy? A croak and dagger agent
9. What do Scottish frogs play? Hop-Scotch
10. What happened when the frog's car broke down? He jump-started it

1. Frog parking only
2. I wish you'd toad me
3. What do frogs drink? Croaka-cola
4. What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a frog? A bunny ribbit
5. Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He liked a good croak and dagger story
6. What do you get if you cross a snake and a frog? A jump rope
7. What do you call a frog who has no legs? Unhoppy
8. Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area
9. What would you call a frog that has parked illegally? Toad
10. What do you get when you cross a frog with a dog? A croaker spaniel

1. Where do toads put their hats and coats? In the croakroom, of course
2. Why did the frog have to go to the hospital? The doctor said he needed a hopperation
3. This story is ribbiting
4. What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals
5. What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad? Star Warts
6. Turn on your frog lights, it's froggy
7. What is a frog's favourite sweet? A lollihop
8. If you park here, your car will be toad
9. What is a frog's favourite year? A leap year
10. You're toad-ally cool

1. Where do you get frog's eggs? At the spawn shop
2. Interesting puns, but none of them were ribbiting
3. What do frogs do with paper? Rip-it
4. You're hopping mad
5. What did the frog say about his favourite book? Reddit, reddit, reddit
6. We're in a Kermitted relationship
7. I frog-ot what I was going to say
8. What do you get if you cross a frog with some mist? Kermit the Fog
9. What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak? Morse toad
10. I like open-toad shoes

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This article was originally published June 1, 2020.

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